...when you camp out on the quad and some creeper kid tries to become best friends with you and your roommates. itd be cool if you weren't a creeper...but awkward if you are {see creeper next to katie}
....you help break a world record {it hasn't been updated yet, but according to here we demolished it...}
...one of your old roommates participates in the chain {a few people down} and tells all your old roommates about it...and they start freaking out because you didnt call them and you receive endless questions the next time you see them
...you go to school monday and see sir jedi-braid wiener-face while walking on campus...but either he didnt see you or had the same {pretend you don't exist/youre just another face} reaction you did
...you see mr. i-dont-go-to-school-here can-i-help-you-set-up-and-put-your-stuff-in-your-tent are-you-gay-i-guess-not-since-youre-talking-about-wanting-to-name-your-first-son-augustus on tuesday by the library. you have the same reaction as you had with sir jedi-braid wiener-face
...you are doing homework and realize none of it's making sense. and you have a test on friday. and it's not multiple choice. okay. that one's not awkward. it's awful.
...youre told that youre probably the person someone misses most. im pretty sure you talked to me once in like the two weeks before you left sir. part of me just doesnt buy it
...you write an entire blog post with no capitalization and little punctuation
...but it's even more awkward wHn U tYpE lYk DiS!!!1!11
...you have known a kid for a few weeks and in your head you still call him nate when it's really matt. sorry...you just seem like a nate. whatd be even more awkward is if you actually called him nate...which you havent done yet thankfully
...instead of studying for aforementioned test you sit blogging and blog stalking instead
...using the word aforementioned...especially without using a thesaurus. sometimes your brain finds little pockets of smartness/big words leftover from high school
...ending abruptly...
...me
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